Once upon a time, there was a grumpy old troll face who lived under a bridge, 3 moderators wanted passage across the bridge to get new pcs at Best Buy. When the first and smallest moderator past, the troll jumped out and was about to troll his face off when the mod told him to wait for the next mod as he will rage much more. So the trollface waited... The next moderator crossed the bridge and the trollface jumped out and yelled "PROBLEM?" the moderator told the troll not to troll him and to wait for his friend, the final moderator, who was secretly Evil Patrixxx, so when the final mod crossed the bridge, the trollface jumped out, yelling "PROBLEM?" and Evil Patrixxx killed him with his moderating powers of powerfullness.
THE END!